note: these dreams were originally posted on my journal on gaia online in 2006, 2007, and the beginning of 2008. i just copied them off of there, without spellchecking or editing any of these, because i don't have the original documents where i wrote these. i guess i just don't want to tamper with the way i wrote them (even though i was pretty much retarded at the time). some things are spelled wrong, some parts are bolded, and there are no dates, but these are all my old dreams.
Okay. Weird dream time. This happened on Sunday night.
This dream started out with me Alyssa, and Haley all walking outside. Alyssa and Haley were dressed in rainbows as I usually did, and they kept daring me to do this weird stuff.
Then Quinn starts bitching to me about how I have to work, so I walked away from him, saying, “Fine, then. I’ll just go home and work.” So I walked to this pink house built onto the side of the school, went inside, and started working on Quinn’s laptop. In the midst of my PowerPoint, some random janitor barges in and starts sweeping stuff off of the coffee table, so I get up, go into the kitchen, and construct a pink cake that is also an animal trap, then leave.
I go outside to the driveway and Asuka, Rei, and timeskip Hinata are all standing there, bulling a little kid named Willy. They keep daring him to do this weird stuff. Kakashi pops out of nowhere and tells me to go and stop them. Instead, some other kid does, and I shrug. I start walking to the computer lab, and Asuka, Rei, and Hinata follow me.
We go inside, and Mello is sitting on one of the stools. The three ofthem whisper a dare to me and point to Mello. Now, Mello’s just a friend, but I do it anyway. I walked up behind him and wrap my arms around his waist, just kind of sitting there. I ask him what he’s doing, and he doesn’t reply, just keeps looking at the computer screen. Asuka tells me to lick his face. So I do, for some reason. All of the sudden I notice that Rina’s gone. Nate kicks us out of the computer lab, for ‘public display of affections’.
Asuka, Rei, Hinata, Mello, and I all run outside to go look for Rina. Then I woke up… o.o
As soon as I fell asleep, my dream started up right then.
I just got up off of the chair and walked downstiars to make Jello, even though I know that there isn't any left, and I went to the cabinet, searched frantically, and when I couldn't find any, I started sobbing,
like, sobbing insanely.
So instead of being sensible about it, I grabbed a knife out of the knife holder thingy and cut a huge hole in the wall. Then it turned into the hole from Silent Hill 4, and I went inside.
Diana and Meg and Eleanor are there, running away from this huge wolf-like-thing. I ran up behind the wolf thing and stabbed it in the leg, then jumped on top of it's back to try and rip this key out of it's head that was making it run.
Suddenly this arrow flies out of nowhere and goes stright thourhg my arm as I'm trying to get the key. I look over to see who shot it, and It's Diana, saying that I was a retard for falling for such a stupid trick. Eleanor and Meg are looking at her like she's insane, and I pull the key out of the wolf really fast, then throw it so that it knocks the shotgun out of Diana's hands.
Yes, she was launching arrows at me from a shotgun.
I run out of there as fast as I can, following the smell of chicken rice, to this other hole, which leads right back to the loft on the second story of our house.
Kaela and Cassandra are there, watching TV with my sister and this other girl who appears in almost ALL of my dreams. She has curly blonde hair and is often being chased by something.
Everyone waves hi to me, but I scream at them for letting the wolf thing run. Then, all of the sudden, it's boss battle time, and we all have to fight another wolf, this time it's bigger and it's in our neighbor's backyard.
Mind you, I still have and arrow through my arm, so I pull it out and hand it to my sister.
Then all of the sudden I wake up because I kicked the stupid book off of the chair.
I had this dream that I went to Americal Idol with a chainsaw, hoping to find Heather there to give it to her.
Before that, though, I had to go to the hardware store with Mello to buy the chainsaw.
And I kept having to scold Mello, he was doing something wrong that I don't remember, and my voice was like Fiona's from Haunting Ground.
So we rushed the chainsaw over to American Idol tryouts.
But instead I found L and an alternate-dimension me beating each other up over one of those gold-things that they give you when you get to go to Hollywood.
I found a dinner fork and stabbed it into the ground, even though I still had the chainsaw, and told them both that they needed to be 'gobbled up'.
The alternate-me turns around and runs away, and then L turns around and tries to beat me, the real me, up. So I run after the other me, and find myself onstage.
Heather is in the audience, and I jumped off of the stage try try and give the chainsaw to her.
But then this seats caved in and we went into nightmare mode, and Heather was nowhere to be seen.
Debi started to chase me, but I cut off his hand with the chainsaw and threw it out of the window so that he'd have to go and get it.
I ran off to try and find Heather again when L is back, this time with killer intent. I think I was going to try and slice him clear in half when I woke up.
My dream was something like, 'We're haveing family probelems so we're moving to a bigger house' thing, even though I don't understand it, becuase we would probably move to a smaller house if we were having family problems.
Anyway, we found this house that was sort of dumpy, well, okay, REALLY dumpy, but it was like the house we're living in at the same time. It had the same kind of loft and stairs, but it was wider and bigger and had more windows and spots where you could see the first story from a balcony thing.
So me, my sister, my mother, our stepdad, and for some reasons, our friends Kaela and Cera moved in with us. Cera is blonde, but she had brown hair in my dream.
So the first thing that happens is a fight. We havne't even lived there for a day and the grown-ups are already fighting. So our stepdad Ken goes downstiars to make a cat-door, so that our three cats can go out into the backyard.
Suddenly this little squirrel runs in.
We're all going crazy about how adorable this thing is, and the cats are chasing it and trying to kill it. Finally, we manage to get the cats into an 'unused' room.
The room is actually an exact replica of my realllly old friend, Katrina, her bedroom back when we were little kids.
After things calm down and more fighint ensues, my sister, Kaela, Brunette-Cera and I all go into Katrina's old room.
Supposedly it's ours now and it never belonged to Katrina, it was her 'long-lost-cousin's'. So we strated taking the plastic blow up dogs and purple spotty comfortors of our dumpy room when all of the sudden, there's this fat little girl standing in the door.
She looks mexican, but she's actually from Spain. We all scream and tell her to get out of our house. She shrugged and said that the door was open and that she came it because it was her house now. We all tell her to GTFO and go into our dumpy room.
I don't really remember what happened then, but after I was done putting stuff in my room, I went downstairs to see my mom, Rean, Kaela, Crea, KATRINA herself, the fat little girl, and a bunch of other Spanish girls, I think there were about four more, all from ages 2-5, sitting in chairs around a makeshift table, eating hot dogs.
I scream at my mom to tell me what's going on. She tells me that the little girls had no family and that we were keeping them.
I got uber-angry, and went back upstairs.
I go into another diffrent room, what I'm guessing would have been the guest bedroom if it were't for the litle girls, and pick up my guitar to play. Kaela comes in to tell me the liggle girls' names, but I ignore them, unplug my guitar, and flop from a hole in the floor to the downstairs lving room sofa.
Then I woke up.
I had a weirdass dream.
I was like, typing. On a really old typewriter. And thn Haley came up to me and told me that we were going to the mall to meet my sister and Rizz.
And I was like, "Uh, why?" And she answered that she was going to get her lip peirced and she wanted all of us to be there.
So we went to the mall, which was like, full of people doing some sort of saint-patrick's day event, and went to Claire's.
Rizz got really pissed off for some reason, and then she went to the escalator.
My sister and I were like, "Hey. Let's go buy a slurpee." So we went to the slurpee machene but there was no machene. Just like, magic slurpees. So we were afraid we were stealing the magic slurpees. So we ran out of the mall.
And then this girl jumps on to the outdoor tabes in front of us. She's wearing green tights and a black leather superhero thing and has a green cape and a mask. She also has ears and a tail, I think she was supposed to be a squirrel.
And she was like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH THOSE SLURPEEEEEEEES?!"
Turns out that she was why all those saint patricks people were there. They were there to welcome her home.
So we ran with the slurpees and tried to evade this girl.
And when we split up I almost highjacked a truck.
But I woke up.
I had a really weird dream last night that my Haku Kitty was alive and walking around at the pool with us.
He painted my toenails for me.
He was very sweet.
:3
And there was this guy there who was talking about beating people up on the stairs.
So he went to beat people up and kill people on the stairs by the pool and some lady with a baby carriage jumped in front of him.
She was like, "Oh no. You can beat me up. Leave them all alone."
So this guy beat up the homeless lady and she left her baby in the carriage.
But she was wearing really nice, lacy gothic lolita clothes underneath her hobo jacket.
So we took her baby and ran. Me and my Haku Kitty and some other blonde girl who we were with.
And this entire dream was in a style that looked like manga.
Like as if I was reading through a manga of it.
o.o
I woke up at like, 5:30 in the morning becuase my dream was so weird.
So I'll tell all of joo about it. What I can remember.
xD
Um.
My friend Cera was over her a few days ago and we were watching music videos. And like, we watched this one where there were seven dwarves that mined gold so that Snow White could get high on it.
And I was in this big court place with handcuffs on and like, prison clothes, but my hair was straight but not up in pigtails so it looked weird. I was wearing lots of gemstone jewelry. And they were sentencing me to work with the dwarves to mine gold for Snow White. Forever.
And I was like, "NOOOOOO. Damnit." So I went to the underground mine where they were working and they were all ganging up on me because I was a noob and I had jewelry. They were gonna beat me up.
And then Pyramid Head came throught he wall. Well, the mountain. And he squshed them all against the rocks. And Snow White got squished too. So I was like "Omg. Pyramid Head. I love you. Forever and ever." So I dragged him through the hole he made and it was like the frog throat that Itachi and Kisame were inside of in Naruto. Then I tottally forgot about him and ran out to my sister. She was in the living room, which was where the throat ended.
We went into the kitchen and Walter was there. With a motorcycle. In the kitchen. o.o
And there with him was Henry. And Eileen and Vincent and I think my mother. And ANOTHER Walter. But the other one was wearing red. And Walter wanted to take us all somewhere. On the motorcycle. And Vincent wanted to wear my jewelry.
So don't ask me how, but we're at the MGM now. In the gift shop where they sell all the lion toys. We all ran out to the Rainforest Cafe in the MGM. And I stuck my arm in the wall, whcih is like, leaves. And it got stuck.
So by the time I got my arm unstuck from the wall, the red Walter had proposed to this blonde waitress girl who worked there and everyone was clapping. And this made me remember that we left Pyramid Head all alone in the frog throat.
So me and normal Walter got on his motorcycle to pick Pyramd Head up. It was nighttime, and we broke down on the bridge. The bridge from the Aristocats movie where the butler throws Duchess and the kittens off the side. ANd I was like, "Shit, Walter. Let's just ditch the motorcyle and go." And then I started spazzing out. Because RUbber Jhonny was coming. In his wheelchair. Search Rubber Jhonny on YouTube and you'll know why I was so scared.
So we were there and in the background there was this ominous wheelchair-creaking sound. Ther was also Oki, walking up in the background. Instead of holding Kutone, he was holding a shotgun. He pointed and aimed it at Rubber Jhonny's head.
And I was like, "OKI, DON'T SHOOT HIM." Because I didn't really want him to die. And I was trying to bribe Oki out of shooting him when I woke up.
Then I played Silent Hill 3 for three hours and fell back asleep at nine o clock. And THIS time I dreamed that we were on vacation with Sadey's family. But her mother was taking care of this tiny little baby that she kept locked in the car. And I was trying to take nice pictures of their familywith this really nice camera because I was going to get paid, but they kept arguing about wether they should take the baby out or not.
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~ S P A C K
Edit :: 11
Um. This dream was really weird too.
But my grandma's computer shut off again.
So I don't feel like typing out the beginning again.
So I'll just pout litle notes and maybe edit this later.
Washing dad's car with whiteout.
Going to Sadey's party.
Taping thigns on the wall.
Weird things like deflated blaoons and bookmarks and plates.
Rule of Rose suspense music playing in the background.
Movie theater w/ Jiraya giving us a tour.
Blue seats, gold lights, lots of fat people, no seprate theaters. All seats were in the front room facing the snack bar. Projector screen above the snackbar.
School time.
Mrs. Mattson's class: Cake, Raen, Naruto, Sasuke, Corrine, Ally, and Crystal.
In the office building with no roof. With squshed desks that were made of really tall wood.
"Lies" revolution starts- Nobody works, everyone is free to do what they want, and throw stuff.
There is a music video on a bilboard outside of an office that starts pouring white out all over the city so that everyone can throw white out.
The class throws the white out and everything in all white. Duh. Then melted nacho cheese. The rainbow goop that they pour into kaleidoscopes. Everyone is all super happy yay yay go lies revolution. The whole world is being consumed by the lies revolution.
Naruto was the only one who didn't like it. He hid under the desk. Later on I got him to come out from underneath because Sasuke was going to ask him out. But apparently Naruto secretly liked me. He told me when we went to go get nachos at the movie theater, where everyone was painting everything with gold spray paint. (Part of the lies revolution)
And I was like, "No. No way. You can't like me, because I like Mello." And Naruto was angry and wanted me to show him who Mello was. So we got nachos and ate them and spray painted stuff and then went to go find Mello. Beucase apparently he worked in the movie theater somewhere.
So eventually we find him. In this weird back room, trying to gather all the hot pink spray paint into a dumpter so that he could roll it out and everyone could paint stuff pink. And he had gold paint in his hair and it looked really pretty.
And I was like, "Omg. Mello. Hi." And Naruto punched him. Then I got really mad at Naruto and wound up breaking his leg. And he was rolling on the ground in agony while me and Mello looked on and laughed at him. And then Mello made the strange suggestion to 'put him out of his misery' by shooting him. And I didn't want Naruto to get shot. So I ran away from Mello because I didn't want to disagree with him.
And I wound up back in the classroom. Mrs. Mattson was fed up with the revolution and was setting head head on fire. She jumped onto this moving train of gasoline and it blew up in front of the screen in the movie theater. But she had jumped off, so Corrine went to go treat her burns. I was afraid that Mello would find me and make me shoot Naruto, so I ran back home.
And then it was like, BAM. CHIRSTMAS TIME. And our house was like, on the side of the MGM grand. With a huge hole in the wall. And there was a christmas tree and lots of bloodhounds running around sniffing everything. So I ran over to this one big present and tore it open. It was some weird MLP dance thing. My mom got all mad becuase I wasn't suposed to open the presents till later. So I ran to the window for some reason.
It was like, the very peak of the lies revolution. People were filling up blimps with anything that you could paint with, the building a bomb and blowing the blimp up so there would be huge splatters of the stuff everywhere. And I was magically hired to make boms. So I went back to the movie theater, but the train crash had made everyone relize how stupid the revolution was. Naruto was alive, and he was together with sasuke, who was carrying him around becuase of his broken leg. Jiraya was back and was going to give us one more tour around the theater before it closed down. We walked up the stairs to the tops of the seats and looked around at the fatties still sitting there with their gold-dusted popcorn and at the blue carpet that was covered in spray paints. He offered to buy us hot dogs or nachos before we went. So I got some nachos. My sister got a 'fucking hot dog'. (Inside joke) And we left Jiraya at the front gates.
It was nighttime and teh revolution had suddenly stopped. Mello came runnig out to us. He was like, "I was just joking when I talked about shooting Naruto. It was just to scare you." And I was sort of mad at him becuase it was a really sick joke. But it was still funny. So my sister suddenly realized that tonight is Christmas. And that we left Sadey. And she was like, "Omg. We have to go find Sadey. But she might had died during the revolution."
So she ran off to find Sadey's body. And I was talking to Mello about how I had forgotten to buy him a gift. We decided that we'd both go and buy gifts. Becuase Wal-Mart is open 24 hours a day. And the revolution was over. And I felt sort of bad because I just had to leave EK behind inth e movie theater, but I left anyway. And it was like, happily ever after.
So we lived in an apartment. Me and my sister and some hairdresser guy who highly resembled Vincent from SH3 but with black hair. And it was weird becasue it looked like the starter apartment from Nintendogs.
So I have this dog game on my DS. And it's Nintendogs but it's Lady and the Tramp that I've got. Lady gets sick, and I start freaking out. The game goes into this weird mode where you can see through Lady's eyes and she can see through walls and it's all red and drippy like Silent Hill.
And we're listening to the CD that Frankie Moreno gave us. My dad works making music videos for him so we got his CD for free, even though we haven't even listened to it yet.
So it starts raining. I have no idea what happened to Lady, but we're going outside to see this hairdresser Vincent guy off. Apparently he's gong on a trip because he gets to do hairdressing for movie stars.
So as soon as he's gone (in the cab from Animal Crossing DS, mind you,) we're admiring how ugly the apartments are.
So we decide we're going to climb to the top of one of those water towers to look at it.
So we climb ladders. Forever. And FINALLY we're done pointing out that the apartment balconies are diffrent ugly colors and we start climbing down when MADONNA of all people shows up to climb down with us.
So she's singing this weird song as if we had, like, an ipod or something that we're listening to instead of her climbing down with us.
So we go though this door at the bottom, a garage door, that will supposedly take us to anime vegas. And now we're all done up in our cosplay, but wet from climbing down the ladder in the rain. Madonna goes away and there's these other people in really horrible cosplay that are like, "LOL U GUYS R WET." And we're like, "Yeah, why don't YOU try climbing down a water tower in the rain and not getting wet."
And then we go into the 'cafeteria' which was supposed to be the convention hall. Now it looks like the Fashion Show Mall on the Strip here, and there are lots of kids from Invader Zim sitting everywhere with this cookie cake.
Apparently Zim had poisoned the cake or something because Dib was trying to get them to stop. And finally he makes this weird big anouncement (lol I can't spell in the morning) and throws away his peice of the cake, thus making the rest of the kids throw theirs away.
There is this TV that turns on in the corner of the room and this weird show comes on. My sister is like, "Ooh. I love this theme song." And I'm like. "No you don't."
Me and my sister were talking about Animorphs like fifteen minuets before we went to sleep.
So this dream started off in a kid's library, were my sister was searching for Ax. I don't know why. Jake and Cassie were there, and supposedly Rachel and Marco and Tobias were there, but I never saw them.
So I literally got an axe (the kind you cut down trees with) and slamed it into the ground in front of my sister and Jake and Cassie.
I was like, "There's your fricken' axe. New can we get on the boat?!"
And all of the sudden we're getting onto thsi boat. With Hinata, Sakura, and Gaara. Now these three all had twins of the opposite sex, so Sakura and Hinata had twins that were boys but they looked exactly like them, and Gaara had a female twin with orange hair instead of red hair, and we all shunned her because of her 'genetic deformity'.
So we're in this ship in a neverending storm, but the boat is at least a little big so we're okay.
We eat potatoes and bread. There are fish to, but we run out of fish an these red things that could have possibly been huge Red Hots.
So we're out of fish. The female Gaara locked herself in the main cabin so we can't make fun of her, but that's also where there might be fish leftover.
So Hinata comes up with this bizarre plan to use these red and green poles to catch fish. We get all exited because it actaully works. So we all start of eat this nice new fish when girly Gaara comes out of the cabin thing screaming.
We're like, "What is it, stupid Gaara deformed girl?" And she's like, "There's a blue guy in there!"
And we're like, "HEY, AX!!" Becasue Ax was in the cabin thing.
And then suddenly we're ALL (The Naruto characters of both sexes, all of the Animorphs and my sister,) back at the children's library, saying to Ax, "Don't you EVER run off like that again! Don't you understand how worried we were that you had been consumed?!"
What 'consumed' is has me completely stumped.
In the dream I had yesterday, I was Marco from Animorphs.
What the fuck.
The other Animorphas and I were at the ocean trying to aquire the ability to morph (again?)
And we were supposed to pick the right flower (out of three) on top of this WEIRD looking crab/squid/fish thing that was crawling across the beach. It had huge eyes and an opening on it's back/shell where tehre were three diffrent kinds of flowers growing.
And I KNEW that it was the litter flowers. I KNEW we had to pick the little ones. But then I was suddenly me again and we were driving in teh car to 'Shanghai'. But we were pretty much heading back to the Ridgewater house coming from the direction of Whole Foods. And in Las Vegas, the clouds are either over Mt. Charleston, over the entire city, or not there. But in this dream, there were clouds ALL OVER in between Sunrise Mt. and Mt. Charleston. Like HUGE clouds and a weird boardwalk like thing with this huge wide pillar and shops on it.
And then I was like, on the boardwalk with Haely like we were on vacation like Catalina Island or something.
And she was like, "Lina, take a picture of me on Catcall Tower!" So I took a picture and then tried to climb up the catwalk marks on the side but I didn't know which buttons to press because I don't play Okami. But eventually I got to the top and looked over the shops to see ONI ISLAND, or all things, hidden in a mass of clouds.
o_o So then we're magically at the Albertsons by the Westbury House. And there are these three kids there by the cookie mix and my sister and mother and I are at the eggs and I'm like, "Hey, get your mom to buy you these." And I gave the kids a package of these cookie dog things that you could ear on your head like droopy bunny ears. And they're like "YEAH!!" And they ran off and suddenly we're sitting a a Subway or something. And we're listening to the song by Madonna called "Music" on a fancy ass phone that I magically have and his lady with a baby looks over the seats at us like, "Psh, teens and their stupid loud music."
So then we're magically in this apartment with white plush carpet and our mom is like. "WE'RE MOVING IN HEEEEREEEE." And we're like, "What?! But we have to watch Naruto tonight!!"
I also had a dream last week where I was trying to rape Mikami.
No. I'm not kidding.
(Edit) And this afternoon I fell asleep on the chair and had a dream that Leon and Ashely were taken in by this huge green guy who gave Ashley a glider. And Ashley was wearing Sophie's dress from Howl's Moving Castle.
And last night I had a dream that our cousins (Which consisted of about thrity twelve year old kids, me, my sister, and our Uncle Angel and Uncle Michael.) went on a trip to a Kodachrome Basin-like place and we had a mansion hotel and a ranch house and while I was at the ranch house and everybody else was at the mansion there were two massacres going on in the same place at the same time with no connection to each other and they had to drive out to teh ranch house to make sure I was okay and I had to go into this green place and it was ew.
The day before yesterday I had this dream that me and Leon and Krauser had this thing that looked like the ball you roll in Hana Valley in Okami. We called it a "womb" and we found it in a trashcan. We were trying to get it to hatch, so we had to take it to the task force headquarters where L was (because apparently L can hatch eggs.)
So taking this thing there turns out to be a total hassle, and I don't even get to find out what happened to L's leg after he joined us becuase I woke up. Damn.
And Last night (I don't remember this dream as vividly) I had a dream that there was this new EKA and it SUCKED because they kept switching my class and I had Jayme's mascara in my backpack and I had to give it back to her but they switched my class before I could.
And for a bit I was an Animal Crossing person running around in teh WEIRD jungle town before I found a path in the mountain, which led to myself becoming Spyro flying around in this treasure place where there was a skeleton that I had to complete to beat the game.
But then my fucking class got switched again. So I was in this hallway with blue carpet and a big upstairs balcony with Mikami and people were shooting at us. And the people shooting at us were asking Mikami 'what his hobbies wre'. So he like, didn't answer and for some reason this made the people stop shooting and we ran to this closet place and I was like, "HEY! MY JEWELRY!" Because all of he jewelry that I own was scattered all over the closet.
Last night I had a lovely dream that I was in the town from Jimmy Neutron and I had an entire suitcase full of explosives and drugs. And I was trying to get to the ice cream shop to sell it to some pimp sort of people for like, A LOT of money. But on the way there I met Mikami and he told me about his shinigami eyes and I was like, "I want those." So I made a deal with him that when I got paid for selling the drugs and the bombs that I'd buy him a vineyard if he'd give my the eyes. (I have no idea how that would work.) But on the way inside I saw the cops eating there and I was like, "O_O FUCK. THE COPS."
And then it was just... BAM. WE'RE IN BRITAN.
With Wendy. And Wendy was freaking out becuase she thought that I had shinigami eyes by this time and she didn't want me to know her real name because the cops were after her too, so I bought Wendy a shuriken holister (which made it okay that I could see her name, which I couldn't becase I didn't have the eyes) but the shuriken holister was 'fake' and we had to track down the guy who sold it to us, but I had to go back 'to the future' for some reason, so I left Wendy to find this guy, and then poof up back in Jimmy Neuton's town. But Mikami is dying from a shotgun wound and there's going to be a neuclear explosion in ten minuets unless I can get the tiny bullet thigns out from inside of Mikami, and ITS LIKE I WAS PLAYING FUCKING OPERATION.
And I woke up. Before I could find out if I could do it or not.
THIS on involved Mello and Near. But Near like in this red cloak thing (I think that's because I fell asleep watching my sister play RE4,) so we never really saw his whole face.
And there was this horrible stench everywhere. So me, Sasuke, Sakura, and a bunch of Anbu (what the fuck) went in search of it because for some reason it was a threat to the leaf village.
So Me and Sasuke and Sakura walked to Walmart instead. But it wasn't Walmart. It was more of Silent-Hill otherworldly Party City.
So we went to get costumes, of course, when these fucking bird things came out of nowhere and caused a huge commotion around the store, which eventually fell down (literally) and revealed that we were, in fact, in the middle of a cruise ship sailing in the pacific ocean.
So now I had to find Mello and Roy Mustang, who were supposedly at the front of this ship, just so that they could give me the 'sensor'. The 'sensor' to 'deactivate' the smell. It still smelled awful.
So I'm just about to get to the front when FUCKING NEAR POPS OUT OF NOWHERE IN HIS FANCY RED CLOAK WITH THESE ROBOTS.
Then it was like the spyro boss where you had to destroy all of the little power lines to kill the robot guy.
Then, lo and behold, HERE COME THE ANBU. HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
And Mello and Mustang and Riza and Havok and Raito and Misa (WHAT THE FUCK) open the door teh the ballroom at the front of the ship and the Anbu all handcuff them and make them sit against the wall so I can get this sensor thing.
But I wa slike, "Nononono, un handcuff them! They're on our side!"
And Raito is like, "We are?" And Misa looks at Ratio in shock and is like,
"Who are you?!"
And I wake up.
So I was living in this house with L, Kaela, and Ada. I think L owned the house. But there was this kid there. And it had black hair and didn't look like any of them really, so it could have been L and Ada's kid or L and Kaela's kid. Or Kaela and Ada's kid. What the fuck.
So anyway. This kid is like albert einsten. It's a fucking genius. I was like renting a room in their house something and L got angry and we got in a fight. THen the kid kicked me out and I ran down the street to Misa's house where we 'tried to discover the secret identity of Kira'.
WE RAN ALL TEH WAY ACROSS FUCKING TOWN only to get to MY HOUSE. But it wasn't my house. It was like, Uncle Randy's house mixed with teh Westbury hourse and this one. What the hell.
So Sadey and Falicia and my sister were all there. And apparently Matt. But no Mello, or Near. Or Raito. Even though we did know who he was.
So then Misa left for some reason.
Annnnnnnd I woke up.
It was like, Mom and Ken's wedding. But somehow they got the wrong places and us and mom and Harry and Cybil and Lisa and Dahlia and Cheryl and the people from Trinity Blood (WHAT THE FUCK) were all at this warehouse type-thing with a western look to it. There was a guy there with these two chinese kids who could jump over everything. He was going to put on a preformance of them jumping over a really high bar but insted he just sat there and talked and talked and showed pictures of things to me. Then he gave me an iPhone and Ken texted me like "WHERE ARE YOU GUYS YOU GUYS ARE FAT HEADS" so I drew a map to the wedding site and sent it to him.Then I went back inside of the warehouse (because I went outside to text) and Abel was going crazy. He was doing that crazy ass thing where his hair goes crazy and my only goal was to save Lisa and not have Harry lock her in a room. But then I was reminded by my sister that I had to get dressed because we were going to dinner. So I was like okay. And I walked away to this big-conjoiny house thing made out of metal boxes in parts like that one part in Resident Evil 4. And these was a black guy with a cat who worked there and he kept dissapearing into the dark (because it was nighttime now) and I couldn't see him, but I didn't want to sneak into his house to change, but my mom said it was okay because she used to live here. So that automatically made it so that we could use his house. I had this black dress with lots of string things and I kind of looked like a whore and I didn't like it. So I ran across the box place and into 'my room'. It was a mix of all three rooms I've had and I had three iorned shirts in there. One was like a peice of paper, so I just grabbed the other two and ran back across the box things into the desert area with the cat. And everybody was gone and I had no flashlight. So I just curled up on the dirt and fell asleep. Then I woke up the next morning, sprinted into the desert, looked around, and woke up.
The night before last night I dreamt that I was at this school place. It was like, fancier than ouran. THere were these huge light borwn, pink, and white pearls everywhere as decorations. It looked like the fashion show mall, but everyone there was really smart, beautiful, and rich. And there was some sort of ren-fair going on after school so my english class was there to go the the fair. And my mom was there too. ANd there was this one guy who was going to do some dance at the fair and Mindy was like, in love with him. And I just sort of went down the escalator, marvelling at the fancy uniforms everyone was wearing, to this kitchen place where this one not-so-good chick was doing a magic preformace. And for some reason I sat down next to Lucy and Alexa. And they were my friends again magically. Then the wall behind the stage went away and more people from EK showed up on a bus. So Quinn and Mrs. Hitler made us all get on to the bus because we had to leave early. We drove under the ocean for 14 days. Because the school was in Europe. But on the 14th day I got tired of waiting and wished on my Death Note (WHAT THE FUCCCK) that we would just show up on the beach instead of having to drive. When we popped up in America, it was like, a desert beach. Like a Vegas beach. But with no people or buildings. And a whole shitload of the students were missing. My Shinigami said that Because I had wished away so many days, the same ammount of students had vanished. So we had to work to get them back. And I woke up.
And last night I had a dream that I bought this Silent Hill 4 book. It was like Walter and Henry yaoi. But there was this bonus comic at the back that was sort of ugly and written by some 11 year old girl. It was about Walter (in a red coat again,) on this train, with this red headed girl who was floating overhead, and Weed. Well, the dog looked like Weed. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be him, though. Anyway, this girl is cackling and narrating from above, the adventured os Walter and Weed trying to escape from a runaway train, and I'm so fed up with the art that I go and take a shower so that I can just go to sleep. When I come out of the shower my sister is listening to my Snow Patrol CD and looking at a website that has pictures of people with weird eyeballs. There was one girl with eyes coming right out of her head. It was weird. So then I felt that I had to hack into our computer to get my CD back.So I logged onto my account, made another account, hacked that one, and got my CD. I don't know how it worked. But on the account that I made and hacked, I had a wallpaper of Toboe taking his shirt off. It was very weird.
Last night I had a dream that Mikami and I were at this modern-looking Toys-R-Us and I ran into the back and found a child- producing company. It literally produced children. Then I got lost and it was like some sort of storage room from the SH3 hostpital. So I had a crawl around to avoid being seen by 'enimies' even though there were none. And I took my pigtails out to do this, then once I found Mikami at the store again I ran away from him because I didn't want him to see me without pigtails.
Two days ago:
Yes... EKA was Sasa Sanctuary. We were there with Quinnie, Mrs. Mattson, and some janitor guys who knew about the recent book and car thefts. Then we were at an office building were all of the cars had been stolen and the books in this weird library. It was desrted and not being used, but there were still people in there walking around with papers and taking calls and stuff. It looked more like the office building from SH3 but with orange doors. There were Evas there, and they had a HUGE warehouse room where they were stored. There was also a nuclar launch button, because that was where they tested the Evas to see if they could resist nuclear bombs. So then we see the car/book theif outside. He was trying to steal Jayme's wallet. So we lured him inside with a bunch of insults and we were planning to sacrificing ourselves to blow him up with a nuclear bomb in the eva room. The police were coming but there wasn't enough time, so I kicked him down a big flight of stairs. I just kept kicking him over and over again until I broke both of his legs backwards and he died. Then the police and Quinnie and Mattson showed up, and Mrs. Mattson said that he was her twin brother. So we had a funeral in this storage room wehre they put him inside of some sort of zen garden thing. And Mrs. Mattson was just sort of laying there like ";____;". Then I left the storage room to a place that looked like RE4 target practice but there was a girl there showing off all of her life sized drawings that weren't that good.
Then I woke up. What the fuck.
Last night:
I was shopping for some sort of dog/pig/cow online for EKA. I had to call this one lady to see if she would sell me her dog, but there was confusion on what the dog actually was and she sold it to this farmer guy who owned a farm where he killed chihuahuas to be proscessed into meat. So they sold him to the farmer guy. And now I was the dog. There were two other dogs, one that was sort of half-pig that I buried alive when I got there, and a black dog that slightly resembled Hougen from GDW. He wanted to kill me. Then there was suddenly another dog there that looked like Smith, and he was the leader/peacemaker. I had a huge 4 sewed onto the side of me in glowing red fabric, the black down had a 3, and the Smith dog had a 1. Then it as nighttime and teh black dog was going to try and kill me. Then the Smih dog intervined and said that he would run through the yard and kill the black dog's mother if he tried to kill me. So then they both started barking and the farmer guy came out and pretended to be yelling at kids on his property beause if his wife found out the dogs were fighting she'd blow his head off with a shotgun. I think i was set in 1920. Anyway, then the next morning a babysitter came over and said that she had witnessed a murder and that the dogs had something to do with it.
Then I woke up. ;__;
Edit::
All I know is that I was in the SH2 hospital room with Raen and Cera and my mom, then it was EKA feild trip time and I was trying to convince either Mello OR Near to have sex with me, and then we tried to build a utopia out of leftover Halloween candy bars left in the Sandhill EKA lobby.
That is seriously all I can remember about that fucking dream.
So this dream started out with me in the Debi boss church of Belli Castle. I had no Hewie, nor was I Fiona, so I was just standing there like, "What the fuck...?" And then out pops Team 7. Naruto is like freaking out becasue he can't find the levers to knock the chandelier down on Debi with, even though there is no Debi. And then Sakura and Sasuke are like, "ARE YOU WITH OROCHIMARU?!?!111one!?!1"
And I was just about to say that my dad worked for him but I didn't for some reason when Narutostarts screming becasue he found the Walmart entrance. Except it's the lawn and garden gate, so we have to go through this jungle like place to get into Walmart. I ended up getting lost with Sakura. We're going on this path and about to cross underneath a bridge when there are flaming crossbow guys everywhere. And Sakura was standing right in front of one of them. And I was like, "OMG LOOK OUT!!" So I dove in front of her and got stabbed by a flaming crossbow arrow in my arm. And she was like WTF. And so I told her, "I may hate you, but I'd scrificce my life for a true comrade." And she was like "OH GOD OH GOD I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BUT DON'T WORRY SASUKE CAN SAVE US." And as if on cue Sasuke come in and fails at fighting these flaming crossbow guys. And I was like, "IDIOT YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GUN." So Sakura dissapeared and I was Leon trying to protect Ashley. But then I saw the door to Walmart. ANd I shouted to Sasuke, "YOU CAN SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE TO SAVE A TRUE COMRADE!" And ran inside.
Now I was just me. And Mikami was sitting on a bench in the hardware department. And he was crying. So went up to him like "Why are you crying, Mikami? ;-;"
And he's just sobbing like Olivia and saying that he can't find his son. So I was like, "You get me some facewash and I'll find your son, okay?" So he went and got soe weird green bottle thing while I put flyers up everywhere. But the flyers we're really weird looking and not for a lost boy. So then I find Near and Misa in teh shoe place. And I was like, "Where's Mello?" And they just told me that he was with Mikami. It was like a Death Note feild trip. And Raito was there too. But he looked like the fucking devil and we went the the vegtables.
So I go back to Mikami and he's got a fish in a bag. And he's like "OH MY GOD, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH." And I was just like, prodding the bag in his hand like, "That's your son?!"
Last Night: I was in a room with my sister with these pictures that were supposedly 'from Capcom'. Capcom had apparently made S-Cry-Ed in this dream. ANd we also had a collage of Wesker. Now, there was a collage of Kazuma, Mimori, and Wesker. Kazuma was on one wall, and Wesker and Mimori were on the other. Since Wesker and Momori's pictures were on the same wall, we gotthe impression in our heads that Mimori was Wesker's girlfriend. And we were like, "EW, HER?! BUT SHE'S SUCH A LOSER!" And the dog woke me up.
Yet to type:
Narwhal Museum & Holdup
Garbage Disposal Mall. -_-...
Sasuke, Quintet, and itachi!Lina at the store
Evil animal crossing red bear guy thing.
Last night a had a dream that I was Takada and I hated myself (her) so much I started ripping my own hair out like there were bugs inside of me or something. But then after I'd practically raked my hair off, I got up and I was me again. And I was like, "THIS SUCKS. WHO HAS SODA?" And I was in this ballroom place and a bunch of people were like, "OMG YOUR HEAD." And I'm trying shove away from all these people trying to help me so that I could go get some soda. And Dracula was there. That's all I can remember.
Kaela, Raen and I were all 'watching' a fanfiction. At first Orochimaru was hitting on Sasuke and Itachi was protecting him, then eventually Itachi was hitting on Sasuke to proove to Orochimaru that Sasuke liked him more. So they were both hitting on him and Sasuke was just sort of standing there. Mind you, he was about eight years old in this.
Then we stopped reading the fanfic and went outside when Paradise got out the backdoor (of the Westbury house) and ran up our old rock hill and into Katrina's yard. Katrina still had Flopsy and she freaked out. Then we all just went outside walking around the neighborhood we live in now with our neighbors. But it wasn't our neighborhood. It looked squished and very green and bright, like North Carolina or something. We passed by Rocky, Guam, and Jake, who were all walking to school because aparently the girls has school out before they guys did. So we all laughed at them. Then some of Katrina's friends came out to walk with us. They kept dropping packs of cigarettes behind them. My sister and I would pick them up and be like, "You dropped this." And they'd freak out and drop it again.
Now this time I was Mikami in my dream. xDDDD
That makes me lol.
I was posing for a picture in a women's fashion magazine with my Death Note.
I had a dream last night that our school was on lockdown and Naruto and I were looking for a skirt that Tica lost. Mrs. Mcfadden was there trying to force us to eat strawberry Runts all night and not letting us sleep. Sasuke was there, but he was sitting all the way down the table. Naruto and I kept running down to there, fawning over him for a bit, then asking if he’d seen Tica’s skirt. Then we’d run off to ask a million other people. Sakura was working at a place where they were handing out bowls of soup without Mrs. Mcfadden’s consent.
I had a dream that I was with Mikami and we needed to go to the subway. He kept saying "SNARRRRK" really loud. I think we were looking for a minefeild.
Better than having another dream about something to do with weird Naruto endings where Sasuke and Sakura are going to go pick berries but I'm jumping on wires and Naruto is going to rape Sasuke if I don't stop this ending but if I stop it everything will just be white for the rest of eternity.
In this dream I was looking for a dead body. I was on the Japanese Task Force in Death note With Aizawa and Mogi and Matsuda. We were at the mormon musesm here in Vegas looking for this corpse with we see this guy huding in a straw barn. We were like, "Hey, you, get out here and put your hands up!" And pointed guns at him. He just pulled out a fucking TMP and started blasting at us.
Suddenly the barn and all the other buildings turned into Autobots and protected us. A little girl ran out by where we found this dead body underneath some hay. Sadey's family was with us, and they just randomly adopted her. THen it was at night and I walked out of the place.
I was dressed in a hot pink skirt and this lime green tube top over a fishnet shit. I looked like a fucking whore. But I had a duffel bag like Miyashita Touka and it had my clothes in it. I was on a street that I might have seen before in a movie or something, where there was supossedly a curse because Sadey's family lived there with this little adopted girl.
So I walked over to the corner where Sadey's house was, and I thought I might have been on drugs. Everything was airy and I felt way taller. Sadey was having a masqerade party with this girl Katrina that used to live next door to me when I was a little kid. Katrina had all of her friends over and Sadey had all of her friends over. THere was this one annoying fat girl there that nobody knew. She and I were in Sadey's bathroom trying to put makeup on. The bathroom had these weird white and sparkly blue counters with dolphins in them. It looked like my dad's old bathroom but uglier. The lighting was the same: really really old.
Eventually this cleaning lady came into the bathroom and I left. My sister was in a guest bedroom playing Resident Evil 4. She was like, "THESE ARE SOME FUCKING TOUGH GANADOS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST." So I left.
I went into this closet where sadey had a MelloxNear doujinshi taped up on the wall. Just for the lulz, I whipped out a black marker and wrote my name on every picture of Mello.
Then I went back outside and it was like I was on drugs again. I was jupming up into the air and almost hovering, coming down in slow motion and jumping higher every time. I was up almost as high as the lightpost when I decided to stop. It was really hard to stop, I had to stop really jumping into the air and just let myself bounce down. I was going to go back inside when I woke up.
Oh, and after I fell asleep I dreamt that I was a helping in a muslum kids' school and they didn't have enough paper towels for me to dry my face and I got sad because I couldn't put my makeup on. So I stole this motorcycle and it was like the movie 'Dinosaur' where all of the surviving dinosaurs are marcing in a line. But the brachiosaurus was in front with me. And then I had a flyer for a strip joint with Misa and Winry on the front and I sped up to catch up with these Monster Truck guys. I invited them to the strip joint because apparently we needed water and we couldn't press on the ground to get it. So this one purple-spikey -haired guy got onto the motorcycle with me and I suddenly had Shortie with us. We drove around like mad, then I made him sneak into the place from this weird garden where he crawled into the back of a fridge with Shortie. I went inside, and it was just like a house. There were people there, but they were all just sitting around a TV talking. And I woke up.
Last night I had a dream that I went to the pet store before school, and I bought a hamster that clung to the roof of the car as we drove there. When we showed up at school, Ann was walking in wearing a crazy lolita dress with a huge red bow on the back. I waved to her and she ran over. I was like, "Look, I bought a hamster." And she picked it up and chucked it at the side of my car. It hit the car and turned into a dead lizzard. Then we went inside.
This started 200 miles out at sea. My sister was on a Seadoo and I was swimming. I could swim as fast a a Seadoo. There was a big red boat following us and we decided to go back to shore and the whole time I was just thinking "can I really make it all the way back?"
Then we're magically in this place that's like the baggage check place at the airport and EKA. There are desks but also those metal detector things that they make you walk through. L and Invader Zim are there (what the fuck) and L is trying to proove that Zim is an alien (as opposed to proving that Raito is Kira anymore) and Zim regards L as a new Dib. L builds this special metal detector that he's trying to make Zim walk through since this one can tell if he's an alien or not. Instead of Gir, Zim has this pomeranian that he tells to help him. The pomeranian grabs this windmill thing and suddenly I have to run around the room 'giving everyone's opinion' to the class. It's Mrs. Nowlin's class and Quinn's class, so I was like talking to Bri and Karissa and Corby and Christina and Mara and that one other chick.They kept taking pictures of me as I skipped and telling me "four". Then Mrs. Nowlin asked us what 'the most intresting thing' was. Max Rosen said Star Wars, and Brina disagreed and said video games, then I was like well whatever. Then me and Bri got suspended for disagreeing with the concept of Star Wars being the most intresting thing ever. So our dad picked us up and brought us to this weird casino that was sort of a mix between the Wynn and Freemont Street. But I was suddenly wearing the alice dress from the Wonderland collectable. But I was also wearing a black bow in my hair and my black boots from earlier. I was like, "dad, I have to go change." But then we were waiting for a movie to start at a bar that looked like it was in the Luxor, and I just sort of sat down at this black seat thing. Then Italy, Germany, and Japan were there and Italy came over to talk to me and he had a cell phone out. He put it on the bar and I was about to pick it up when it suddenly started ringing really loud. Everybody in the entire bar stopped for a second, and then they all started dancing to the ringtone. But suddenly a limo pulled up and Ky got out with Sin as his celebrity wife and everybody was like "OMG KY". And I woke up.
So this happened last night.
I fell asleep early and dreamt that I was in the kitchen baking biscuits in this green oven that was like half the wall. Kaela was there and this other blonde girl that was supposed to be her twin. Everything started shaking and we ran outside, but I started crying because my biscuits were going to catch on fire and the house would burn down, but it was suddenly okay when we walked down the street to the Galleria Mall, which looked like a huge rock.
Inside of the mall there was like this shop that was supposed to look like a big liver in the wall and you had to pass through an intestine to get there. I totally know my anatomy. So we're pushing against this intestine and Raito is there and he's insiting that we're "walking backwards". When we get inside it's EKA and time for school. Canada is there and I went to consult Brina and everyone in our corner and I esentially told everyone that it was my goal to bang Canada by the end of the day. Everyone was like "Yeah, GO GET HIM" and I was super excited so I went down and sat next to him and he was like crying. I just made this face and I fucking said "I CAN KISS YOUR TEARS AWAY." Annnnd thank god I woke up.
The beginning of it is kinda blurry, but I know it was like Watership Down, but with household objects. Kind of like, Watership Down meets Brave Little Toaster. Somehow, after watching this fridge and kitchen appliances walking around the countryside, I ended up this California peir during midday. The clouds were all behind me, like going toward the Seirra Nevada mountians, making the sun have a really weird glow. I was on this peir with a huge grey tank, a mini-tank (we're talking like, barely bigger than an RC tank) that was painted bright pink, and Pedobear. No, I'm not kidding. Pedobear was there with me and these two tanks. The pink one was like, "Well, I'M going to find the yellow brick road, and get my ass home!" They talked. I could talk to them. And I fucking hated that grey one. I was like, "Okay, sounds like a plan. You can stay here." And I started following this pink tank is it went in the direction of a yeild sign that said 'yellow brick road'. How inconspicuous. So this grey tank starts to roll after us. It's like a mute or something. I said something along the lines of "Stop fucking following us, you fucking rolling twig." And we were in a Carl's Jr. parking lot. Now I was with Madeline, like the little chinese girl we used to babysit Madeline. There was a living elephant in the bushes, which I supposedly owned. The elephant liked her and kept giving her high-fives with it's trunk, and she was trying to teach it tricks and shit. She also had a panda on a leash. After I saw the panda, the Carl's Jr. turned into a Panda Express. Me, my sister, Cera, Kaela, Bonnie, Sadey, Falicia, Brittany Corrolo (wtf) and some other people were there with a set of starving Jewish children, and it was closed in the middle of the day. We pried the doors open and there was fresh food everywhere, so all of the children just ran over and started eating it. We had a discussion on wether or not we should be doing this, and then I stole some cookies. The cookies were supposedly made out of LSD, so I ran outside to Kevin Ryman's hippie tent. I walked up and was like, "Kevin! Try out these cookies with me!" And Rocky was there in the hippie tent with him. The three of us ended up fighting over one cookie, and we finally broke it into three peices and ate it. Turns out that it was just a normal cookie laced with LSD. But instead of having somewhat of a 'calm' trip, it was just really sudden burst of insanity, only for like half a minuet. During this trip, there were these chibi Russias and Chinas dancing on top of the Panda Express (because I walked out of the tent, which was in the parking lot) and I was like, "All twins look the same!" And there was just like, a sudden burst of rainbow clors, shooting out of everything like water, and I was back to normal. Rocky was just rolling around laughing, and then I saw Rukia and Ichigo walking up to the Panda Express. I ran up to them, and was like, "Have you guys seen my little Russias and Chinas?!" all worried. I was going to look for them, tiny chibi Russian twins and tiny chibi Chinese twins, but I woke up.
Okay, here's another dream for you.
I was riding on a train for a while. Everything was in greyscale. There was only one song playing in the background, a Queen song. I don't even remember the whole thing, but somehow I ended up in a car with my sdister, an old couple, a dolphin, and these talking dog things in carseats. I had designed the train, it was a really long freight train, and we were following it. It was like a journey. And I'm thinking that it was supposed to be kinda sad, and like, dreary, but I kept having these Italy moments where I was just like, 'hey guys, let's give up and go get some food.' And these dogs and old people kept scolding me. Then we stopped in California or something at a Vons. It was really sunny and colorful, and we were with our mom when we left. There were these guys outside in crappy cosplay of Gohan and Vegeta from DBZ, and they walked up to our mom and started asking her stupid questions. She pulled out a map of West Virginia and Vermont, and started to drill them, asking if they knew the way to Vermont and back. Eventually, she annoyed them so much that they went away. Then we went back home, which was like, this neighborhood and the Ridgewater neighborhood mixed together, with everyone from EKA living there. It was like midnight, and I took the dog on a walk. I went to the park thing in the middle of the neighborhood, and Eric and this kid were trying to break the swings while Laryssa screamed at them to stop. Jake and Riley were playing football and I said hi. The somehow I ended up back in the car with the old people. We stopped somewhere in Africa, this weird bar. Walter Sullivan, Guam, and Canada were there with me. Walter had hair like Canada. This creepy transvestite guy started trying to feel up Walter, so me and Canada ganged up on him and beat the shit out of him. Somehow, we had Guam, Riley, and Bri there trying to convince the cops that they were 'witnesses' and that we hadn't done anything wrong. I kind of wanted to grab Canada by the hair and throw him out the window at one point, but for the most part I just went with his 'beat up the trannie' plot because I wanted to rape him at a later point.
Somehow this dream started at this beach thing, where I was sent on a quest or some weird shit that took me to this shop in the middle of nowhere in a bunch of bushes, where this "old lady" worked making fabric and shit. She talked to me and had a bodygaurd that looked like that thing you fight in DMC3 and then they put me down this hole, where there were a bunch of open white storm drains where I had to fight these nurses. The nurses' blood was orange and I was like kill me so I wet through this side hole and ended up in this courtward with a sunroof and low plants and a bunch of riccardo-head statues in lines down it. Then Wesker walked through, and I got out. Now I was Lithuania and I was a "nomad" and I was walking up this beach avenue and eating dog biscuits, looking for "music for my country". Then I was with Bri and Cassandra in this home store and Cassandra said "Whenever my fmaily goes into a store, everyone else leaves." And suddenly I was the daughter of this military man who was obsessed with window tinting. He decided how his children were going to get dinner or not by seeing if they could stack shampoo bottles. Then we were running around trying to find those "Magic: The Gathering" cards because they twinkled Rule of Rose style, and somehow I like, went inside one. I was like a mix between a slug and a lion and really puffy and dorable, and there was a Russia one and it was my father and we all spoke Russian. We liked in a feild of really tiny rainbow gelatin stars that grew from the ground like grass, there were big arches with jelly sstars and big brown jelly trees and the sky was always dark blue with lots of stars. I kept getting lost and I ended up eating mud and then I went back and Russia was like "You're an adult now so you can't get lost." And I was like "YAY" and I woke up. c:
I was helping UK, Austira, Germany, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, and Winston Churchill recover their memories. They were all seated at this bar with little cabinets beneath them full of little things that would remind them what they had done that changed history. It was kind of like a conference, but we were in a log cabi or something. UK had a dog with his eyebrows, and an old lady with a bonnet taking care of the dog. The Baltic states and Sweden and Finland were there too, I never saw Sweden since he stayed away from everyone but I knew he was there. Finland was considered a baltic state and they were all trying to get their memories back too. I was a bartener. I kind of watched from the door with Estonia and Liet while Latvia and Finland had a fight about what memories had taken place where. We were leaning up against a huge arched doorway that led to a bathroom. When Austria went into a movie screening room I took his seat and put on this really floppy hat. Then Germany took the had and replaced it with a better one that wasn't floppy and said "I don't want him to be dissapointed in his own memories." So then America came in with his whole army. They walked around and left. Then firefighters came in and started spraying kerosene all over the place. They said that it was in order to kill UK's dog. the dog walked outside and layed in the kerosene. Then everyone went into this movie screening room that would give them their memories back and I left to go to the store. At the store were Bri, Bonnie, and Kaela. We started naming weeaboo foods when there two guys ran up and were like, "Oh my god, you're japanese! We appreciate everything you do!" So we started spewing every Japanese word that we knew, and they bought us chocolates with little pumpkins in the middle. We walked to the door and picked up this rock and were throwing it near the door a laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. Germany showed up at the door and kicked the rock. He said that he was at war with Austria now that he had his memories back. The end. c:
It involved Austria and Switzerland sitting in this loft, and Switzerland was like "I like the bathroom decorations in your house." And I was like, "...But I don't have bathroom decorations."
But I was babysitting this loli, and we saw a wolf in this canyon outside of her house, so we chased it and found out that it belonged to a park ranger, and then it got dark and the wolf and the park ranger ran off, and we were like stranded.
So we walked to this Guily Gear museum, where I had to do all of these weird stunts while giving the loli a piggyback ride in order to get out, and we walked into this city where everyone talked backwards and had houses made out og gears and cogs and stuff.
And this really pale white guy and really dark black dude joined me and this loli walking in this little canyon trying to get to a cabin, and we were walking for days with no food or water and the loli was dying, so we all went to sleep in a pipe and I woke up =w=
