new☆dreams

OKAY SO HERE I GO DESCRIBING THIS DREAM IN FULL.
This took place on a floating island. It was made of rocks and dirt that were somehow held together and it just like. was there. there was a cruise ship that landed on the island that was full of bad people. i lived in a flat on the floating island with poland and lithuania. liet was like ugh to me and poland all the time cuz we did our nails and shit and we had these beds that were like on a rock by this big window where we could see the cruse ship and some waterfalls.
so we lived there and these bad people would come from the ship. one day i was with prussia and germany in this water place by the side of the ship and it was leaking water, forming this big beautiful serene looking forest like pool. and there was a guy from the cruise there, swimming. so me and prussia and germany plotted to kill him. then russia came up and was like, i fucking got this. he had this magical girl school uniform and like silently dived into the pond and strangled the guy with it. germany was like HE DID THE RIGHT THING but i was like terrified. this raised some sort of alarm on the ship and i went back to the flat to watch this cruise ship turn around. but it was like embedded into the ground so it like dug up the ground as it went and the island started collapsing. everyone like didn't freak out and instead we were just watching it all fall and we fell with it and landed on the strip casually outside of fry's electronics on las vegas boulevard. russia and liet were in this wash / storm drain and russia was like trying to straighten a peice of cardboard out with his face. liet was telling him to follow his voice and the cardboard would go straight, but i walked away from them. then i was in the street with a guy from the cruise ship and prussia asked me if he could borrow a million dollars. then he started cleaning jango's tank because he wanted to balance african baskets on his head with it. the end.

oh okay so one more dream for you.
this was supposedly taking place in a house we were babysitting at. james and i were there alone at night becuase i guess my mom and sister had taken all of the kids out to eat or something. and we decided it would be a great idea to just have sex there ebfore they came back. but they came back, and the brought a pomeranian puppy with them, and it was decked out in christmas lights. i shit you not, the dog was just wrapped in red and blue and white christmas lights and it was fine like that.
then there were a bunch of kids and more dogs. one of them was a basset hound that was continually wet because he'd run outside and jump in the pool periodically and not shake before coming in. and it would just lay on the floor until jumping in the pool again. there was also a borzoi, who was a communist. while i walked past the stairs he jumped over some magic wall and pinned me to the ground and was like barking at me and growling at me angrily, telling me i had no respect for the proletariat and explaining the plights of the working class. he finally stopped growling and trying to bite me when i said that i had mad respect for lenin.
i have no idea what happened after that because suddenly it was morning and we were making pancakes and french toast. america was sitting at the counter and we all decided it would be hilarious to put acid in his pancakes and see what he did. so we did, and he just sat there freaking out and discussing like the qualities and depth of a pepper shaker that was on the counter. then i went to work.
we were outside of te old westbury neighborhood and denise and kristi were there. we were trying to print a picture of russia and liet to put on kim's desk, because it wa her birthday. but the printer kept going on top of brittany's house and we couldn't get the pictures. and then i woke up. c:

i think i mentioned this one before a few times but here goes again.
i had a dream that i lived in a hetalia neighborhood. like literally, a neighborhood for people who like hetalia.
it was like a series of apartments and condos, there was a big hetalia banner over the front gates, and people were like always outside talking to their neighbors and shit, because we all just liked hetalia. everyone who lived there was super nice. and some actual hetalia characters just casually lived there too and went about their business as usual.
i bought a truck from poland and spain, i don’t even know how that worked. we all had to go to the store, so we took the truck and liet wanted to come so we told him to sit in the truckbed, which was kind of a dick move but there were no seats left inside.
i also remember that sealand ran the leasing office, and he was missing one of his front teeth.
and so i lived in this unit on the far right side of the neighborhood, with bridget. like guilty gear brdiget, idk why he lived there, maybe he likes hetalia too. so we lived there and there was like this ginger buy who lived on the further side and he was like madly in love with bridget. we thought this was hilarious and there was a forest behind the apartment, and we went running around back there. there was a fountain walkway and fallen logs and shit, it was like something out of a movie. it was like the prettiest forest ever. and we talked about this dude who was in love with buri and went to the leasing office by the pool, and sealand was like... sticking up for us. he was talking about how we were good people and god friends to this group of completely random strangers. i have no idea.

OKAY AND THIS ONE. this is really weird. it's taking place in like old london england or something. i owned a meat shop with james and we were investigating the rose garden orphanage murders. something about it didn't line up and sherlock holmes was there. we walked behind the meat shop to a playground that the rose garden kids supposedly played on, and we found xavier's sock. then we found olivia. like for real, alive olivia. she ran past us and it somehow destroyed sherlock holmes' foot. so we went back into the meat shop and james decided to sell it. then there were two guys inside fighting over a sausage. one of them got shot, and we put them into a tiny can full of like bright pink and red worms. the worms started swirling around and they devoured both of the guys and that was that.

i also had some dreams, one where a group of my friends and i were running through a bright twinkly milky version of solvang, like at he beginning of okami when you learn regeneration, that kind of setting. all weird and sparkly. then there was one where megatron and i were on a team set to explore this jungle on this weird planet that was mostly metal, and a guy got eaten. then there was another one where everyone from south park lived with me in this house that was like part of the food court at the galleria mall, and they were all obsessed with this internet game like the one from level up. it wasn't wow but it was regarded as a shitty wow. i just don't know. and omg another one that just like came back to me where my family went on vacation down this rural road in the country and there was another mall but not really and there were like these skater guys buying burgers and i was in a store and like there was a food shop and a pink house or something.

ok so my dream last night took place in like medieval france or something and i worked at a castle. there was this guy who was like a renowned inventor and scientist who the king of the castle favored because he always came up with these insane ideas and inventions and songs. he had a dog who was dying because of a spinal injury and his solution was to take out the spine and lodge a giant screw into it's back. and it was all bloody and crusty with pus and internal fluids or whatever but it was alive and happy. i had like a curly nose for some reason and i was friends with this scientist guy. we would go into the castle courtyard and talk about all of the interesting new innovations and inventions. and sometime i went into the silent hill 3 hospital room right before you get to leonard where there are like four nurses. but none of them were awake. they were just sort of like laying bent up on the floor. and i was like hell yeah i'm totally just gonna grab my shit and get out. so i did. and next door there was a dental office where alessa was supposedly sleeping. but instead it was just mrs. mattson and a fat filipino person who was supposedly a dentist. so i started asking her all sorts of dental questions and flaunting what i know to try and impress her into like giving me an internship or something. so then i went back to the castle and this inventor guy was like dying. he had some terminal things that was killing him and was like I'M GONNA PRAAAAAY and look in my telescope! so he went to look into his telescope and we all cried because we knew he'd be dead in a little while. so this choir started singing like his favorite song or whatever and i went in to tell the king and he was dead too. they had the same disease. because they were related or some shit. i have no clue.

Usually I don't post my dreams to my blog because they're all really weird, but this one I had last night actually scared the shit out of me near the end.
The government had approved a medical facility somewhere in the desert known as the "Yellowjacket Corporation". Apparently, they had cameras planted on almost every lightpost in the United States and had a complex series of underground traps and tunnels built, and they constantly had troops patrolling the streets in disguise. When someone was injured in public, it could be anything form breaking a leg to just cutting your finger on a steak knife, the agents would approach you if you were in a crowded place and you would be asked to go with them. If you were alone, it triggered one of their traps and you wre thrown down into the tunnels that would guide you to the Yellowjacket facility without anyone knowing what happened to you.
In the facility all of your clothes would be burned, along with any identification and money you had. You would be given a white tarp-like thing to wear and you would be strapped down to a white table in a small square cubicle in one of two huge warehouses where thousands of people were kept strapped down. The cubicles were in short rows and at the end of each row an industrial-strength fan was on it's highest setting. The doors to the cublices were covered with thin white tarps, but the fans were on so that all of the people who were awake would be able to look through the flapping tarps at all of the other rows and rows of people who were also strapped down and unable to do anything. It was in this room that surgeons and doctors made their rounds dressing each new patient's wounds.
At night they would undo the straps one by one and let all of the people into four designated recreation rooms for each section of the warehouse. In the recration rooms there were things like couches, televisions, and tables with magazines. These rooms also led to the bunks where the people would sleep. After a day of being strapped to the table, some of the people wouldn't even move when the straps were taken off and would just fall asleep on the table. All of the others who went into the recreation rooms would discuss what the Yellowjacket Corporation was doing and why the government allowed them to have all of these people kept like this. There was no lunch, but a liquified breakfast and dinner fed through tubes every day on the operating table, and there were showers once a week in a huge shower room. Most of the people captured were men, and a few women, but no children. Even though some of the people with minor injuries made full recoveries, no-one who came in was allowed to leave. They just kept bringing more people in.
For some reason James and I were both taken in. There were other people from our school in the same warehouse, and they all seemed fine. The workers, who were identified by wearing yellow jacket-type tarps over their clothes, allowed us to hang out in the stair room we used to get from the cubicle warehouse to the recreation room, becuase it was getting overcrowded. We were talking about trying to escape. An old guy said that he escaped, but the police arrested him when he want back to his house, and he was brought back to the Yellowjacket facility.
Somehow, Jake had been thrown into the same area that we were in, and right before the released all of us into the shower room, he started making a speech that he wrote purely to get all of the people wound up and in a fighting kind of mood. I remember he said something about "never going out drinking alone" and "making sure to vote nixon into office". For some reason this caused all of the people around us to riot and overtake the guards, and we ripped their jackets off. We all got out of the facility and broke through the front gate. Somehow we all ended up going to the same shopping mall, and they supplied us with regular clothes. I was standing in a gift shop with James when suddenly the guards started saying they were making multiple arrests. They were taking everyone back, and we all got put in a big truck after being handcuffed. They drove us back to the Yellowjacket lab and burned all the new clothes and strapped us back onto the tables. I remember having the horrible realization that no matter what we did or how far we got, the Yellowjackets had cameras and traps everywhere, and that no matter what we did, we would always be thrown back to the lab, because the government and the police force were all in on what Yellowjacket was doing, and we would just be imprisoned there forever.




I was back at EKA for some reason but it was in a building with dorm rooms. The first thing I remember doing aside form thinking that my room was extremely dark was going over to a really clean room that was apparently Cassandra and Mara's shared dorm. They were both saying hi to me and started picking up dirty clothes and throwing them in the fucking toilet. They filled the toilet up with more water and put soap in and then flushed it and said they were doing laundry. I was like what.
So then I met up with Grimlock. Yep. Grimlock. There were humanized dinobots going to EKA and I kept seeing these two twins dressed in purple and blue (whom I assumed to be two Swoops for some reason) and Grimlock was my dorm-buddy. I kept getting the sinking feeling that he had a crush on me because every time I'd greet him and hug him he'd like, cling to me for way too long. But we were still really good friends, and he left his binder on my side of the dorm room in a drawer. We were going to pick it up after school but Collier was there blocking the door with Webster. They told us that while Quinn and some other teacher were instructing a student how to use the computer (in our dorm for some fucking reason) that the studnet had committed suicide and it was now a crime scene. Grimlock and I kept bitching at them that we needed the binder to do our homework but they wouldn't let us in, so we got in a car with my sister, Slag, the two Swoops, and some other supposed dinobots and drove away.
We got to this wood house in the middle of fucking nowhere and inside was Kenny. South Park Kenny. He had bought us a birthday cake and we were all so exicted to eat it. We were using our hands to eat it and the peices were coming off into our hands as perfect rectangles. Slag and the Swoop twins started to complain about not having Edd Ed n Eddy stickers for the bumper of the car, so they all got up and left to go buy some. Kenny and I decided that we were done eating cake, and there were a lot of our friends in the kitchen then for some reason. We put the plastic cover back on the cake but it accidentally stuck to the top frosting and the frosting came off. Everybody started crying about this.
Now I don't remember why, but me, my sister, Grimlock, and Kenny all got into someone else's car and went back to the school. Everyone was outside and the police were there arresting five kids dressed up in your typical gangster clothes, and one of them was holding a white pill (I'm assuming this was supposed to be a cyanide capsule) and crying. The police told us that all of the people they were arresting had planned to commit suidide like the guy had earlier at the computer. Kenny told us that he knew those guys and that they were in some kind of cult that revolved around mass suicides. We asked him how he knew and he explained how he used to live in the ghetto (not the trailer park ghetto, but the gang territory ghetto) and all of the people he knew had killed themselves because they were in that cult too. We all looked at the floor like, oh, all his friends are dead. The Grimlock and I decided we needed to go to the store, and I woke up. Shit's weird. c:




I woke up in the midst of laughing today because of the dream I had last night.
It was like, Decepticons. ONLY Decepticons and some random just... shit happening. The first thing I remember was G1 Megatron punching Starscream in his hip (wtf) yelling something like "you don't ACTUALLY want to rule the galaxy, do you?" and this fucking little man like crawled out of his shoulder and was like, "yeah Starscream, he's right!" And Megatron punched him off. Then Rarity and Twilight Sparkle from FiM were there, but Rarity's head was like really, really small and her legs were spiny and long, and Starscream crawled over to them because he was injured, and animated Cyclonus was there with them. All of the sudden they just all went away except for Starscream who was rolling aorund on the floor in pain.
Animated Cyclonus came back and was like "LISTEN UP" And Starscream was suddenly Animated Starscream and just stood up and was like "It's time for the auction," And there was this huge warehouse on the horizon that was supposedly an auction house. I was standing at the font door (which now looked like a barn door) and this HUGE wheelchair rolled up to me and Decepticons just started crawling out of it and into the auction house. I took out this weird card thing and handed it to Soundwave and said that this was "my card for dubstep" and told him to get rid of it. Suddenly these FBI looking guys started fucking running at the building from nowhere and I thought I was going to be arrested for giving Soundwave the card, so I bolted off fucking running into the distance. I ran to the Mandalay Bay... somehow? And I woke up right as Starscream was standing on top of the statue of Lenin's head. Man what the fuck was that shit.



Then! This one was FOREVER ago, but I never posted it here! So I had this dream where I lived in a small town and was friends with these four brothers, the youngest of which had cancer and looked like Rorschach as a little kid, so I called him Walter. They had two friends and we all met down by the edge of this lake to mess around in these broken cars. The little Walter kid had to run off and throw up every few minutes because of his cancer (wat), and this pregnant asian lady and her husband came to see what we were up to and he threw up all over them. They were like ew and then the lady went into labor. I went with them to the hospital and they just went into a room with no help and the lady was like "I had a baby. c:" but then I went in there and there was a four year old girl in a really long pink dress sitting with her. I was like, "are you the baby?" and she was like "yes I am." and we both started laughing at this fact, and then while we were laughing I noticed that she had the same double tooth problem as I do, and I was like, "You and I should go shopping in the lake sometime." and just then a car drove through the side of the hospital and out the other end. The mom of this kid followed the car and stopped it with her bare hands and said "it's a letter from an old stalker lady who didn't want me to have a baby. She put the adresses of all of the transvestites in the world in here." and holds up a newspaper. Then I went back down to the edge of the lake and the little Walter kid was there. Turns out that he somehow had the Autobot Maxtix and had just given it back to Opitmus Prime because he was dying. Optimus said he wanted to use it "as glasses" so he gave it to Breakaway, who tried to fix it and just ended up making his eyes go in two different directions. And then Optimus had to screw these little screw things on the sides back in and I looked into the center and said, "Look, it's Vilnius, Lithuania in there." and then Optimus somehow shoved the entire matrix into his face.



Last night: I had a dream in which my senior class was "re-doing" the graduation ceremony at the Cashman Center where Anime Vegas is usually held. Some people were missing so there were only like five of us on this big wooden stage, and my mom came over after the ceremony was done and asked me what I wanted as a graduation gift. For some reason, I told her that I wanted a dalmation puppy. So we had there two dogs mailed to us. One was a dachshund, and it died in the mailing box. The other was a horse sized dalmatian with extremely shaggy fur, and it flopped down on the kitchen floor and fell asleep because it had gotten sick from the other dog in the box, dead. I vaguely remember something about going to another anime convention and staying in the executive suite of a high-rise hotel across the street from an office high-rise that sold medical marijuana, and going there to buy a Larfleeze comic that they sold exclusively. But the main part of the dream involved James and I being friends with Dexter and Rita (Dexter Morgan dexter, serial killer Dexter) and the four of us having this spot at Red Rock where we got together and had good-natured picnics together as friends. One day we heard that Red Alert and Inferno (out of fucking NOWHERE) were having some sort of lovers spat and Red Alert had kicked Inferno out of the Autobot base, so we told him he could stay at our picnic spot, since the police hardly ever went there. Wat. So, Inferno is sitting there on a bench and we all leave just as a police car pulls up next to him. They roll down the window next to this giant robot and the cop says, "Huh, a barrel cactus!" and they drive away. I don't really remember much else but I do remember yelling at Red Alert with Dexter.





So, this began with a girl who was supposedly David Bowman's sister. The guy from A Space Odyssey, which I haven't seen in like several years, was her older brother of sorts, so she wanted to find out what happened to him when he disappeared on the way to Jupiter. So she went to some magical moon spaceship crash landing site, which looked like an unfinished grey skyscraper. Before I forget to mention- this girl is a sweet lolita. She goes around wearing lolita throughout the entire dream. Anyway, she goes to this crash site with a big tall guy who I'm guessing was supposed to be Marshall from How I Met Your Mother. Of all the people.
So, Bowman lolita girl and Marshall get tipped off that this stripper that works near the crash site had information about why the mission to Jupiter failed. So they call her pretending to be clients, and she shows up in some bathroom with them. She has really long, thick, beautiful blonde hair, and jumps on top of one of the toilets and is like "should I take my clothes off for you two?" and Marshall is like thoroughly disgusted by this idea. So the loli-Bowman girl explains what they're doing and she joins their little party and becomes her best friend, while Marshall disappears.
So now, this girl, my sister, my mother, my mom's ex-husband who isn't my dad, a CENTAUR, and myself are all staying in a rental house while she finds information about her brother. My sister and I are trying to figure out what's wrong with the bathroom in the back of the house, so we get my mom and all walk over there in the middle of the night. Before then, none of us had seen the centaur, so we all just see this dude with a horse body laying in a patch of glowing grass eating flowers. My mom's reaction is something like "ew", but my sister and I are like "DON"T LOOK INTO IT'S EYES" but he looks me in the eye and is like "Here, have a flower~!" and I go outside (it's magically daytime now, the dream is like Revenge of the Fallen 8D) to put the flower into the trunk of our car. There's a garage band across the street playing loudly and I remember that I didn't want to wear a black bra, I wanted to wear a blue one. This is traumatizing to me and I run back into the house. I decide to loan the loli-Bowman girl AP's Milky Chan OP in white and she's like, "well, better go!"
Somehow now, he loli-Bowman has gotten the info she needs. She goes to an entire SCHOOL of lolitas. The stripper girl who she's friends with is now a hime-lolita and wears a super cute white blouse throughout the rest of the dream. She is getting somewhat popular among her lolita classmates and sits with the stripper girl and a black sweet-lolita. The classes take place outside on this decorated balcony, where there are pretty flowers all over and nice iron tables and a view of the countryside and a building that looks like a dilapidated old version of the White House. There's a gothic lolita who has a major crush on her and tries to get her to join their maid cafe.
Suddenly she has some premonition or something and runs down by the steps of the old White House, where the black lolita is wearing a tae kwon do dobok. She says "In Japan, I learned how to do Kendo" and does tae kwon do instead of kendo. She tells the loli-Bowman that no matter what happened to her brother, he's in a better place, or some deep shit like that, and the loli-Bowman is satisfied and at peace with what happened to him, and decides to stop pursuing her research. She looks back to the black girl and she has turned into a wild boar and a deer standing side by side. She thanks them and stars walking back to the lolita school. During this walk she climbs over a bed-sized hamburger just sitting on the ground and goes through a hallway with arches literally made of bacon. She goes back up to the balcony class and there's a group of cosplayers visiting, and she sees a tiny brunette girl in a martial arts character cosplay and is like totally in love with her. they're like <333 to eachother and it turns out SHE'S A LOLITA TOO. WOW.
When she gets to the school lobby after what I will assume is a short timeskip, it's become a museum as a tribute to David Bowman and Frank Poole. There's a replica of their spaceship and all sorts of space-related shit in the lobby and everyone is happy. Her adorable crossplaying country lolita girlfriend is standing the the lobby with her friends and they all go upstairs to this magic lolita tattoo parlor where Maki are Auska standing with these ice cream sundaes. loli-Bowman and crossplay-loli ask for matching heart tattoos on their faces and Maki uses the fucking ice cream to tattoo them. Then they go into a bathroom and look at the tattoos and are laughing with the stripper girl, who is still their best friend. Then they all go back downstairs to the museum and live happily ever after.




I had a dream that all of the characters from NANA were on a train that was inside out and had two cars. Nana, Ren, Reira, Takumi, Yasu, and Naoki were in the front car, and Hachi, Nobu, Shin, Misato, and fucking SHREK were in the second car. they were talking to eachother through the windows rather than opening the doors to the other cars, and they figured out that they had to push on the ends of the train to make it flip right-side-in, but whoever went to push on the end would die. So Shrek and Nobu went to push on one end and Ren and Nana on the other, and all that happened was that the cars suddenly became clear and looked almost gelatinous, and they went through a black tunnel and everyone was screaming because they thought that everyone was going to die.




The first was one where pretty much everyone I know was hanging around this desert compound place. I think it was supposed to be a school, but none of us attended the school. I got the feeling that some of my friends worked there. We were all in this desert-style outdoor picnic table place with big shade things built around us, and on either side was a huge like five story building, on the side of a hill. In the middle was a roller coaster. I have no fucking idea how this worked, but I was walking with James and thinking "huh, I've been in those buildings and I don't feel sideways!" in between the buildings.
Then, we walked back to the picnic tables where everyone I know was sitting around eating lunch. I also just so happened to be friends with Skywarp and Thundercracker! Except, they were scaled down versions of their G1 selves, not people-sized but still really small. I kept fucking around with Thundercracker and running up to him and like patting him really fast all over his head and then running away like "LOLOLOL" but he'd never try to get me back. So somehow I knew he was going to get me back one single time, so I went around to James, Jake, and Skywarp and I was like "hey, you guys have to watch my ass because I'm going to go hit Thundercracker again!!" and they were like "lolkay" and just went back to what they were doing. During this time there was someone driving around the compound in a Maserati GranTurismo and I kept seeing it and pointing it out, and nobody else would catch it. I was getting so frustrated. So I ran up behind Thundercracker and patted him on the head and he finally stood up to chase after me. I ran away really fast to a place where Kaela and Quinn were sitting at one of the tables playing like Gameboys from the '90s (I never had one but it was those flippy square kind) and I was like "LOL SHIT GUYS HELP ME" and they were like "but we're eating lunch" so I ran away.
I ran over to where Bri, Hunter, and Cassandra were looking at this disk that had Pokemon charms attached to it. Like it was a disk that had holes where the charms dangled from it through the middle. And then some of the charms got crushed, so Bri was helping Cassandra pick out which ones they needed to replace when the Maserati drove past again, and I was like "OMG LOOK" at everyone but they were too late AGAIN AUUUGH. So lunch was ending and we all had to get back to our jobs and James was holding the door for everyone, and I figured if I could get to him, Thundercracker wouldn't beat me up or something. I ran over to Skywarp and was like "hide me bro I gotta get to the door" so I was walking in synch with him when the Maserati drove by AGAIN and Skywarp finally saw it, then I fucking booked it to door and I have no idea what happened because I woke up. c:




So the first thing I remember is walking about of an Autobot meeting in this sunny plaza sort of place. I was TFA Bumblebee. I just somehow knew this even though I couldn't see myself. And Bayverse Bonecrusher is just casually patrolling the perimeter, not giving a shit about any of the Autobots walking behind him. I was all giddy for whatever reason and I like skipped past him and was like "Blurr~!" calling out for him. Bonecrusher looked at me but didn't give a shit and kept walking, so I was like "BLURR~" louder and then Blurr ran up from the distance and was like "let's goooo~"
So then we had a race and I was still Bee, but I was seeing form the kind of point of view that you see from in Mirror's Edge, which I've never even played. I could just occasionally see my hands or feet when I did some crazy stunt. But one time when I was jumping, I saw my feet and I was wearing rollerskates made of red, green, and yellow Legos. This made me fall onto my chest in this field we were racing through and I just sort of stayed there until Blurr looked behind and saw me on the grass. Then he came back and helped me up in a very shoujo-like way and I was like "thank you~ <3" and he gave me this bishie-looking lopsided smile. Then we noticed there was a dock nearby.
There was like a big ocean-like lake with a house on the edge and a fishing dock. and Movieverse Starscream was climbing around on the dock like a retard. So Blurr was like "omg dude let's play a prank on him" so we magically disguised ourselves as G1 Soundwave and Shockwave and walked onto the dock. I was like (as Shockwave) "STARSCREAM WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" really loud and he just sorta looked at me and was like "do you think i'm stupid? i can see right through your disguises." and Blurr and I like panicked and jumped into the ocean-lake.
We seriously sank like four stories down and then swam to the side and ended up in this warehouse place. Blurr went away and sometime during my entering the warehouse I became Marisa Kirisame. For some reason, the warehouse was like producing shit but it also had a series of conveyor belts and traps set up by Megatron. All the traps were triggered with strings that had tiny personal notes form Megatron attached to them, explaining in detail what the traps would do. So I was like being thrown down these belts, catching onto wires and telephones and shoes and umbrellas and other random things that were set up for me to just barely be able to hang onto them, and at the very last second before I hit the ground I grabbed onto a rubber band, which saved my life pretty much. The ground was just an ordinary concrete floor like a convention center, and this stupid ugly brown dog I called Suika started following me as I exited.
There was a part about Bri, Kaela and I all coming out of this old mall building only to see a matte navy blue Lamborghini Gallardo parked right outside, and I freaked out and actually opened the door like "OMG GUYS I'M GOING TO DRIVE AWAY IN THE LAMBO" but I don't remember anything else about that part.
So suddenly we're at the movies at the Cinedome and we're seeing the "premier" of LOTR Return of the King. And there are people in front of us who brought babies and dogs and cats. The baby crawled over the chairs and sat with us, and one of the dogs jumped into my lap and went to bed, and the people around me all wanted to pet it. Everyone was being really loud, and one guys was crying because of Frodo. Suddenly this guy shouted out "WHO SMELLS CATFISH?" and like everyone raised their hands, and then there was an intermission in the movie. I saw RJ in the theater and there was this fuzzy white crap in front of the projector, and RJ went up to it and started actually punching it. Then I woke up. :3




In this dream I was at a casino here in town. James was with me and my mom was across the casino, and I told James I was going to talk to her. So I ran across the casino, asked her some questions, and then started running back to where James was. When I got there, there was like a wall and a whole bunch of people. I asked if I could get though the wall to get to him, they told me that here had been like an accident, and that he was dead.
I cried and stuff. I grieved but I kept on going and I'm guessing time should have been speed up about a year. I think I was supposed to have stopped working and I was just sitting around at home going through the motions for the whole year that had passed. Then it sort of skipped to my mom and I at the store at the checkout lane. While we were putting groceries on the belt, she said something like "how long will you go on like this? It's been a year and you're sitting around." and it just like. Hit me. It was like a tidal wave. I realized that I would never see him or hug him or hear his voice ever again. I didn't even get to say goodbye because he died in an accident. So I just like cried and collapsed into a mess on the floor in front of everyone. I kept saying "I want James, I want James" and crying even harder because I knew that no matter how many times I said it, I would never ever see him again.



Then last night I had a dream in which me and like three other girls were in front of this desk complaining about how Perceptor gave us cramps. The reasoning for this was thus: because he changed himself to be a sniper bishie badass, he gave us cramps because of HOW GOOD LOOKING HE WAS. I am not kidding you. That was our argument. I don't remember anything else, but seriously, fucking LOL.

ok so like. i lived in a house in the country with a family that was like supposed to be incestuous or something. i had a bedridden sister who had typhoid fever or something and a bedridden brother who was a total dick and had like a deformed leg that was healing slowly. nobody in the house liked him and my mom was like okay so like we have tickets to this concert thing. so me, auntie, mom, james, and grandma went to the concert thing.
and when we got there i was wearing like these hideous dress pants things that were red and scrunchy and went like up to my chest like a onepeice and then i was wearing like a blazer over it. it was the most hideous thing ever. and we found out that the concert is like some huge christian gathering and everyone is like PRAISE JESUS or whatever and they're all praying and shouting because the people on stage are doing a skit or singing about god and stuff. so i'm like okay whatever it was free and this music isn't bad but everyone else HATED it and like wanted to go. but then this lady in front of us somehow got a microphone and was standing on her seat singing and everyone was cheering for her until she forgot the lyrics and then we all started laughing and me and mom and auntie and grandma and james moved away from her seat because we were embarassed for her.
so we went to these corner seats and this concert had become like an overnight thing so i had lots of my stuff there with me. there was a little boy with like way brown hair sitting in the row of seats behind me and we became bros because we both had the horse game on our iphones. and he gave me like this tiny little pony with red socks on it's feet and i was like omg this is so awesome and then there was this black guy riding a horse riding a skateboard on the concert stage preforming. he was shooting arrows with his feet but he kept missing the target. and i was like let me do it so he gave me the bow and arrow and they put a picture of this asian murderer dude on the opposite end of the stage and i was like lol i totally don't know how to archery but i tried to look like a badass and i actually shot the target and everyone was like nice bro and i was like yeah i know.
so i went back to the seats and something compelled me to change clothes because my outfit was seriously hideous. so i left my blazer on but i took off my pants/onepeice/whatever and i went though my stuff looking for something nice to wear and the guy in the row behind us was like "i see a coyote" while i was digging through my shit and my mom was like "omg are you saying coyote but mean my daughter's ass" and he was like "lol yeah i didn't know she was your daughter don't take offense" and mom was like super mad at him but then it was like time to go. so i found a white dress and put it on and imagined myself the little pony and i rode it out of the stadium before traffic could get out.
so i was like "imagining" that i was riding but we went through like this weird grassy platform at night and down this tree street and shit. it was like i was heading toward the sandhill campus but in reverse and with trees around. and i was in north las vegas for a minute before it became the countryside and i was back at the country house. my brother with the bad leg was sitting in the driveway but he looked weird and different. i jumped off the pony and tied a really thick rope around his leg and he was screaming for me not to do it because he would lose the leg if he lost circulation. but he was really weak so i dragged him over to the side of the driveway where there was a ditch and i threw him inside and buried him alive while telling him that mom was going to "sell" the family.
but it wasn't actually my brother. it was a decoy and my real brother was like a lot stronger and hiding behind a bush next to the driveway with a shotgun and as soon as i finished burying the decoy he came out and like pointed it at my head and i was like i will fight you you fucking genetically inferior piece of shit. and he was going to shoot me when suddenly my sister bedridden with the typhoid fever ran out of her own hiding spot with a bat and beat his entire head in. she didn't stop until she was like screaming and whacking little bits of his broken head around the driveway with the bat. and she looked weird and fat and tan. so then she came over and we were like yaay bro you're better. and i had this weird straight brown hair that only went past my shoulders and was really flat and i had like spidery gyaru eye makeup on. suddenly this little gothic girl came up to us and was like "but this isn't right." and pointed to me. "you're in the mental hospital for brain damage during the concert" and i was like oh lol. did i kill you sis? and she was like nodding. and i was like *shrug* well i guess I should go do the final battle and fight josh in the mausoleum. the end.

so last night i had this really weird dream that a praying mantis i kept in a heart shaped see through pink box was trying to convince me i was canadian. i don't know whether or not this has to do with james hinchcliffe but anyway there was another part where i went to this big weird school and this dude spat on my lolita shoes and i was like a bloo bloo and i ran to the bathroom and climbed through the window and bridget was there. i remember i was like trying to myself look like a legit photographer and i had a card and shit and i was like yeah i could totally take your picture and stuff i'd send it to an agency and whatever and he was like uh and i was like i promise i'm not a child molester of anything it's just you're like literally the most beautiful human being i have ever seen and he was like uhhhh and i was like oh yeah DUNGEON and i woke up.

last night: james and i bought a racecar. it would only drive underwater. we watched it drive through the ocean and we were laughing at it so hard. our mouthes took up the sky. like the sky was our faces as we were watching it. then we were magically away an in this red rock place telling everyone about how the babies like fruit. and i'm just casually standing there explaining while sticking my hand down ayumu hoshino's fucking shirt molesting him. so the police came. we were on a blue slide and they were on these big whale buckle things and they questioned me. i told them that my name was toris. somehow we were at the tops and they let me sing for a new vegas singing competition. i told benny that i couldn't sing and he said that i knew i could sing somehow. then we all had to go to vons. the end.

last night - dreamed that auntie and james and i were at the football stadium or some shit, we had panda express together and autie hot hypnotized by the billboard, some brunette girl was in a homestuck cosplay and got too embarassed to go out, walked through james' labrynth house and found her a sweater, just to shit in homestuck cosplaers' faces i had a touhou cosplay of aya that i wore around, and i also spoke lithuanian flawlessly in this dream and everyone understood me. i was like hey guys muzika and like all these people came and my football chair was playing buk mano varpeliu. and everyone walked away out of dissapointment and i was like sad so i just sat there. forever alone.

so in my dream last night my uncle angel died and my cousins found pieces of him and like fried his skin and they had a banquet where everyone ate parts of him. my dad and i were trying to get his truck to work so that we could take leftovers home because it was delicious. sailor moon was my sister and i found her chained to her bed, so i picked up her staff and tried to suffocate her by pressing it into her jugular because she was stupid enough to get like tied up. but it didn't work and she like was cool with it. then we were at paradise park and drift and i did the ponponpon dance together.

i had a dream that i was friends with this italian guy who was always angry at this back dude. the italian was a total ass to pretty much everyone except me and he hated the black guy because "he was born first, so he had a key to everything". and the italian literally showed me how this guy had a key to vons and albertsons, and would just walk in the back door and wave to everyone and just eat shit straight from the packages in the store, and then leave. and he'd do this at like every store. so the italian kept conspiring with these guys to have me steal his keys. and some strange part where i was saving up 30 cents for a kayak with sealand for whom i developed pedophilic romantic feelings for while we saved up the money and tried to escape from a castle university where they had kept us in a 5th floor "dungeon" room.

okay now first of all i have no idea what kind of pov this is from, i don't remember ever being in the dream myself though which is weird. anyway
so it starts out from the pov of these black people who live in a really shitty area that's like a mix between an old abandoned bayou and modern day detroit, across the street from this white house with blue christmas lights over the door. they're sitting on the porch listening to an old radio and the announcer is like "now we'll have some letters from people whose lovers are elsewhere in the world" and he reads some from wives with husbands in iraq and some long distance relationship latters and shit and then reluctantly reads a last letters that says something like "hi, i'm a 14 year old girl and my parents are dead. i am raised by my grandmother and grandfather in a house with blue christmas lights above the door. a few years ago i found out that i don't like human beings and fell in love with my dog. my grandparents caught me having sex with it and have kept me locked in the basement of the house ever since. they sent my dog to florida and i am never allowed to see him again. if anyone gets this letter please help me."
so first of all this black fmaily comes to the realization that there's a young girl locked in their neighbor's basement. and around hte country there's like outrage because she's shouldn't have been fucking her dog, but at the same time her grandparents are keeping her in the fucking basement. so somehow dexter morgan gets ahold of this information and goes to save her, and take her to florida to be with the dog.
so he goes to the house with his gloves and shit and knocks on the door before the police get there to start an investigation. the guy who answers the door is that one new doctor on house, the middle eastern one, he played kumar in harold and kumar. yeah, so he answers the door and is like do you need something? and dexter is like pondering how he should get into the house without making a scene. and suddenly this dragonfly starts buzzing around his head and he stars clapping his hands at it trying to kill it. so the kumar guy joins in and they both try to kill this dragonfly and dexter realizes that kumar guy isn't related to the family in any way and is just like, there. and kumar guy decides to help dexter. so they walk down the street together past these shrubs that are growing out of the cracked concrete to think. the sky is overcast and it's raining really lightly, on on the pavement near the bushes is a huge amount of dry blood, and a newborn baby, dead and decomposing. as if someone had just given birth and walked away and the baby died there. so they walk up the street and laying on the side of the road is a dead horse. dexter somehow has this memory of the girl in the basement saying "i always remember my grandmother's famous horse-head sandwiches". so he and kumar guy cut the head and the entrails out of the horse and drag them back up the street. on the way back, the street is pure white and the guts of the horse dragging behind them are bright red and laving a red trail, and all of the building are pitch black and sort of curling away from them.
so they get back to the porch and dexter leaves the guts and tells kumar guy to get a cannister of gas so they can blow the house up when they're done with the rescue, and he goes inside. the first person he find is the girl's uncle, sitting in the living room. the uncle is like, what the hell are you doing in my house? and dexter just silently smashes his head into the coffee table until he's dead. then he cuts the top half of his head off, right until under the nose, and puts it into a sandwich with parts of the dead horse. then he goes upstairs and find the girl's grandfather coming out of the bathroom. he scares the shit out of him by slamming him up against the wall, then pulls out his entire eye and the socket, and starts suffocating him so hard that he's crushing his neck. eventually he crunches his entire neck and the bottom half of his head into the grandpa's shirt, and puts the top half of his head into another horse head sandwich.
then, the grand finale with the grandmother, who was supposedly the mastermind behind keeping the girl in the basement. dexter goes upstairs to the attic, where he finds the grandmother playing with three very small babies. he throw the grandpa's dead crushed body at her and she sort of sneers and laughs at him, saying shit like "you don't think you'll really get away with this, right?" and he slams her head into the wall, and rips one of the babies out of her arms and throws it to the floor. then dexter takes her to the edge of the stairs that go all the way from the attic to the first story and aims her in such a way that he neck is sticking out. she says "well, i have places to be and things to tend to, so get it over with." and he's like "no, you're going to make me one of your famous sandwiches." and throws her down the stiars, which cracks her neck open and the top half of her head off. he puts the last head into the sandwich with the horse guts, then lines all of the sandwiches up on the counter and goes downstairs to the basement.
the basement is really wet and is made of mud and crappy old walls with wooden doors and shit, and he breaks down the door to get inside. when inside, it's really dark but there she is, this girl that wrote to the radio station. she's blonde and very pale and very thin, and has these big eyes that look scared all the time. she also looks much older than 14 and has a baby in her arms. she tells him that she wrote that letter years ago hoping it would get out, and that her uncle impregnated her after he found out about the dog. dexter explains that he's there to rescue her and take her to florida, to be with her dog. then the baby looks up from her arms and start screaming "no! not that stupid dog again! i never want to hear about the dog again!" and the girl starts crying. she starts saying stuff like "i know i can never leave here, my grandparents would find me, i have a child to look after, it's been so long that my dog has probably died, i just can't leave" and dexter comes to the realization that she won't leave the house no matter what. so he starts stabbing at the baby's legs to get it to shut up about the dog, because it's making the girl cry. then he slowly fights out of the basement back to the front door while the girl is trying to cling to him and explain. he starts yelling for the kumar guy to "plug in" the gas can. he backs out the front door and the girl runs after him, dropping the baby on the floor as he locks her in the house, and the front door becomes glass so you can see her screaming at him from inside the house and banging on the door. the kumar guy is like "what happened she's still in there" and dexter is just like, no, we need to blow it up now. and he sticks this stick of fire into the gas can and it blows the entire house out, starting form the left and moving to the right side where the front door is. he looks back before the front door and sees the blonde girl screaming and trying to break the glass furiously, mouthing out "take me with you" right before it all explodes. dexter and kumar guy are both knocked down in the explosion, but they still get away before firemen arrive. in the end, the police find the dead burned bodies of all four of the babies, the blonde girl, the decapitated relatives, and the sandwiches, that are somehow still intact. nobody knows who did it.